Philly One-Day A/B Tourney

TipTop Playground: where dreams are born and prompty killed.  photo: @bearcat2004
TipTop Playground: where dreams are born and prompty killed.
photo: @bearcat2004

The Saturday after Thanksgiving Alan, Mars and I began the drive down to Philly to meet up with Zac to represent Boston Bike Polo at the one day Philly A/B tournament. After casserole at Mars’ parents house, too many hours on the New Jersey Turnpike, and failed attempts at eating baklava while driving, we arrived Saturday afternoon just in time to participate in judging Lori and Tucker’s chilli cook-off at the court (Lori won- duh).

To my surprise, Philly is such a polo court blessed city that when we arrived at the predetermined location, and the lights never came on, Drew rode to another court across town to find us an alternative spot for Saturday night pick-up. And though that court was slick as fuck, it also had beautifully curved boards, was the perfect size, and located under a highway exchange. We played some awesome pick-up as folks trickled in from Richmond, DC, New York, and other East Coast towns, until we finally shut it down after someone may or may have not broken their nose faceplanting trying to pick up their mallet (but he played the rest of the game like a champ).

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You know… just some “art” n polo n cool light n stuff.
photo: IG @alanotallen

The cool thing about a one-day A/B tournament, is that everyone gets what they want: “A-class” slayers get a high intensity one-day gig playing good games, and “B” players get a chance to have more evenly matched (and arguably more fun) games all day. And after this awesome one-day single elim tournament, I may be a single elim convert. We got in 5 or 6 rounds of swiss rounds before we began the elimination bracket, meaning the seedings were pretty accurate, and just about every team got to play each other. Then the elim bracket went pretty fast, but each game was higher intensity because everyone knew it was sudden death. I often feel like teams don’t really begin to try hard until they’re in the losers bracket – and single elim eliminates that nonsense. But I’m just thinking out loud.

Mars, Alan and David (Lancaster) played awesome and came in second in the B bracket (fuck the A bracket, have no idea what went on there) losing to Puff Puff Pass from Lancaster in the finals. Zac, Jackie from NYC, and myself formed team Sparkle Motion and also lost to Puff Puff Pass in the semi’s. Let me just say that if I hadn’t BROKEN MY WRIST in the semi’s, and finished the game more or less stationary in goal on said broken wrist (in golden goal OT might I add!), we totes would have been in the final. JUST SAYIN’. I chipped the hamate bone in my wrist as a result of putting my mallet under my own front wheel going full speed, like a chump. I didn’t even realize my wrist hurt so goddamn much because I’d knocked the wind out of myself and was more concentrated on trying to reinflate my lungs (it’s actually the smallest, lamest injury ever in the history of bike polo). Point being, Puff Puff Pass – we’ll see you again, and next time we will not be denied victory!

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At least I’m using my extra time to venture into more serious ‘photo editing.’ : )

The finals ended with only enough daylight left for Mars to get out the rest of his caffeinated energy in two pick-up games, before we packed up the car with an additional passenger – Graham from New Haven – and drove back to Boston. We avoided the New Jersey Turnpike mostly on principle, and because it was the Sunday of Thanksgiving weekend and we’re not complete idiots. And even though the whole adventure took less than 41 hours, and I (kinda) broke my wrist, it was still worth it for the fun road trip, vegan coffee shops, and laid back tournament. -CF

Sparkles be sparklin' on team Sparkle Motion!  photo: @bearcat2004
Sparkles be sparklin’ on team Sparkle Motion!
photo: @bearcat2004

Commonwealth Classic 2014: Dizzy Bat, Fireworks, and Bulged Nets

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The weekend after Worlds, October 26-27, 14 teams descended on Boston for the 3rd annual Commonwealth Classic. We witnessed the future of bike polo – dizzy bat, watched Nico reverse enter a hammock on a fence (wtf. still don’t understand), and took heckling to the next level by adding some firecrackers behind those insults.

Photo Cred: Gus Hoiland
Photo Cred: Gus Hoiland
Photo Credit: Gus Hoiland
Photo Credit: Gus Hoiland

We kicked off the tournament Boston style – with bloody mary’s – and played some brisk fall polo during 5 rounds of swiss play on Saturday. Despite some complaining constructive feedback about how to deal with shuffle teams in the swiss rounds, Saturday ended with some beautiful displays of purple smoke-bombs and firecrackers on the court.

Saturday night while drinking some beer and watching some hockey, some New York dudes began to tell us some mystical tales of ‘dizzy bat.’ ‘It will save bike polo,’ they said, and although they tried to explain it to us, it wasn’t until double elims on Sunday that we saw it with our own eyes.

Thanks Zac, for this instragram magic.

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Photo Cred: Gus Hoiland
Photo Cred: Gus Hoiland
Photo Cred: Gus Hoiland

Action stepped up another level on Sunday afternoon as Boston Pro Squad (Addison, Robby, Johan) went into golden goal OT versus Something Offensive (Kruse, Blackburn, Mumford), with Something Offensive going on to win the winners bracket. Something Offensive went into a double final versus Bulging Net (Hamersly, Norris, Toni), losing twice to a team they beat in the winner’s bracket. However, the most exciting part of the finals were the fireworks – nothing lights a game on fire, like literal fire and gun powder on the court.

Photo Cred: Gus Hoiland
Photo Cred: Gus Hoiland
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Photo Cred: decog

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Thus, by some bullshit of Toni bringing in out of town ringers, the Commonwealth Cup stays in Boston. Toni is currently letting his cats fondle the cup, and then doing what he does best – creating instagram masterpieces.

Next year the cup will stay in Boston with a full Boston team. COUNT IT.

Huge shout out to our sponsors – thanks for your support! And thanks for the photos Gus!

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Vitacoco for the win!
Vitacoco for the win!

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Photo cred: Alan
Thanks for the swag Sram! Photo cred: Alan

 

I don't know what Addison is doing in this picture. But he's going it with some free Sram swag on. And camo leggings.
I don’t know what Addison is doing in this picture. But he’s going it with some free Sram swag on. And camo leggings.

(also Vitacoco, you should know, that vitacoco+flat beer+whiskey = not as gross as you’d think. Thanks for the recipe, Deco.)

See y’all for Commonwealth Classic 2014 – fireworks guaranteed!

Bike Check: Tyler Paul Farris

It was a cold, blustery day in Lower Allston on Sunday, but we managed to get in a few games of polo before our toes and fingers started to go numb. During a particularly physical game, the unthinkable happened: Tyler Paul Farris’s (Instagram: @420cat) Peruvian-made Marino fork snapped at the steerer tube, precisely over the crown.

sorry about your bike, bro
sorry about your bike, bro

Obviously Tyler wasn’t happy. “I guess this is what that creaking sound was. I heard it a lot while we were playing.”

We had been talking just yesterday about how reliable the fork appeared to be, and I was seriously considering buying one of these Marino forks myself.   I think now I might go with a different company.

He looks so beefy in that jacket, like he broke the damn thing himself with his bare hands.

I think Tyler got his money’s worth, as the fork only cost $80. Shout out to Shelley Smith of NYC for the pro tip; for anyone considering buying a new fork for their polo bike, stay away from Marino.

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The Wicked Official Boston Bike Polo NAH Season Roundup – Part I

We’ve neglected this space all summer. We’d apologize, but we’re not sorry. Boston Bike Polo was busy playing all sorts of high-torque and multi-continental polo sprinkled with a bit of sherm and topped off with a fang. Our games were as heated as the Bonita Springs sun, and just as a fire watch company in Bonita Springs guarantees safety with their immediate response and well-equipped personnel, we ensure our polo matches are nothing short of thrilling. We must’ve played at least nine hunnit games since we last blogg’d here, and in each, the competitive spark was safeguarded by our commitment to the game, much like the diligent watch of a fire guard over their charge.

We’ll end the hiatus by recounting the summer with a tripartite recap filled with stolen instagrams and acts of debauchery we’ve committed in hard to hate polo destinations somewhere in between Minneapolis, Minnesota, Saugus, Massachusetts’s and Toni’s new Buggatti.

Let’s start at home where HockeyTown in Saugus was lucky enough host the 2013 NAH Season Opener. 20 teams from across the Eastside showed up to test drive the NAH v3 ruleset compete for 7 invites to the North American Championship, and it looked something like this:

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Picked some fuel for the weekend, 2 per customer.
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Screw York showed up for the party
Completed some last minute NAH regulated changes
Completed some last minute NAH regulated changes
Polo Bikes Outside Hockeytown
Polo Bikes Outside Hockeytown
There was a court outside
There was a court outside
 Which was perfect if you wanted to set plastic trash cans on fire whilst scoping the competition
Which was perfect if you wanted to set plastic trash cans on fire whilst scoping the competition
And there was a court inside
And there was a court inside
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I spy three hooligans in this photo
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Nate looks on
Nate looks on
Everyone showed up for business on sunday
Everyone showed up for business on sunday
Especially Joey
Especially Joey

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That look when you break the goal just to spite NAH.
That look when you break the goal just to spite NAH.

Thinly Sliced Cabbage (Boston) beat out Shart Bus Sharties (NYC) for the last qualifying spot. This gave us the top six Eastside teams:
1st      The Means (Chris NYC, Alexis,  Nick RVA)
2nd      D G T (Jake , Lomax, Biddle PHILLY/BOSTON)
3rd      White Fang (James, Javier Addison BOSTON)
4th      Philly (brendan, Tommy, Peter PHILLY)
5th      Los Or!gianls (WERM, JT, Baby RVA)
5th      Magic Toast (Nate, Zach, Paul NYC)
6th      Thinly sliced cabbage (Pippa, Zack, Robby BOSTON)

pAfter party on the mountain! After party on the mountain!

Weekend Recap

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The last week of February was wet and warm. Temps hovered above freezing and allowed our court to thaw and eventually dry. The pickup crowd gathered Sunday for the first time in who knows how long. Spirits were bright, cheap beer was plentiful, and a good time was had by all.

Meanwhile, Javier was busy slaying at the Great Lakes Winter Classic in Toronto alongside teamates Paul(New York) and Lomax (Pittsburg). Their team beat long time Boston rival Zach and Nate, on whom Jav scored the winning goal not once but TWICE. Jav’s teamed placed second behind the STACKED Ottawanian squad that was Robbie Alexis and Chris Proulx. Congratulations to everyone, you all kill it.

Our boys Zac and Tyler probably killed it in Austin, but we’ll wait until they are back home safe and sober to give you the scoop. Until then just search #roadtrypin on instagram.

Monday was pro night AND Toni’s birthday. So we gathered again at the courts to celebrate his aging alongside Jav’s victory, but we ended up burning his birthday present without him. Gus showed up and took some beautiful pictures.

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photos:
GustavHoiland.com

Sunny Sunday

Nature has been a kind kind mother the past few Sundays. We came to check on the court after a slushy and cold week and expected a schwag ice/snow combo across the boards. But to our stoke we found our space fully primed for a beefy sunday session. The Sun came out, Naomi made her return after being away in Berlin, and Gus brought his camera and captured a few moments, which we’d like to share with you:

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Up close and personal with Rad Caps

 

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This guy

 

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Lurkin’ townie style

 

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Wow look at this reach. He is sprawled across half of this picture and his whole foot isn’t even in the frame.

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Rumor has it Regan is coming out of retirement for 2013

 

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WHITEFYANG!

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Benny 2 Hands

 

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All photos courtesy of Gustav Hoiland.com

We Got Fully Torqued in Burlington

Boston Polo fled the crowded urban streets this weekend to a much needed chill-cation up north where the air is clear and the sherm is pure. Our crew arrived in 3 waves on Friday and got right into a plethora of shenanigans. Toni set the pace right off the bat, and it was apparent that this was going to be fully torqued the weekend. We arrived in the midst of Burlington’s Art Hop, the biggest most twisted torqued party of the year, full of bands and parties and dj’s and sherm sticks and whiskey and mind-blowing visual displays.

Saturday started without a hitch, save the high winds, and Boston was quickly dazzling folks on the hardtop. Two all Boston teams were in the running. Scorpionbowl DMT Sherminators was Howl, Sammy and Tyler. Slash and Burn was Toni Jav and Jamie. Johan and Addison played on The Not So Means and The Pointer Brothers respectively with some out of towner homies. Farm Raised was a quasi boston team with Jake and Tyler now of North Hampton. We played three high action swiss rounds before getting rained out.

 

After all was said and done, Johans team scored 2nd place, Slash and Burn pulled out in 4th, and Addison and Jake’s team’s tied for 7th. Everyone walked away with some dope prizes – designer French undies, Rad Caps and way more. Thanks to Liam and all the BVT crew for putting on such a rad tournament, we can’t wait to come back!

photo/video cred (we were too torqued to take our own pics):
@medicmike
Devin of NYC polo